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| Cystoscopy tomorrow.
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1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
Answer: Johnny of course
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer: Mt. Everest, it just wasn't discovered yet.
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
Answer: There's no dirt in a hole.
5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.
8. What was the President's Name in 1975?
Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama
9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
Answer: You would be in 2nd. You passed the person in second place, not first.
10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.
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| We lost two chickens yesterday. I went down about 1:00 to give them some scraps and one was missing. I only counted 14, but I didn't see any signs of the missing pullet. When Corey got home at 2:30, there were feathers all over the pen and another one was missing.
He went into the pen and found one half eaten and another with it's head gone. The one with the missing head was in a pile of leaves. Because it was brown, it was the same color as the leaves. The fence didn't seem disturbed, so we think a fox must have gotten under it. Both Corey and I probably interrupted a meal.
Because we wanted them to free range, we have a movable fence that can be relocated to different parts of the lot. They have about 1200 sq feet of grass to scratch around in. We need to think of a way to make the fence more secure.
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| The Helianthus Tuberosus, or as most people know it, the Jerusalem artichoke grows naturally and it's usually thought of as a weed, but it's a great source of food. In addition to people food, it can be used feed livestock, make alcohol, or sweetener.
American Indian tribes used the Jerusalem artichoke before European settlers came here.
Because the plant looks like a sunflower, it's also called sunroot, sunchoke, earth apple or the Italian name for sunflower - girasol (which which kinda sounds like Jerusalem).
They're an ugly root, but they taste pretty good. When they're cooked, they taste similar to an artichoke, and if you eat them raw, they taste like a potato but with the feel of a carrot.
I planted some this spring and dug up a couple the other day. They will still be good to eat next spring as well.
This is all the roots from a single plant.
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